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ROYSTON HO SUCKS! caught semi-pro with sa roy and mel. it's not bad, worth watching cus it's fucking hilarious! so go catch it!
a very boliao conversation between two boliao women who do not want to sleep at night and are seriously trying to aggravate the condition of their drooping eyebags that had already sunkened. even tho so, they do not give a shit about it cus there's a wonderful thing call make-up which will do the wonders and cover up all the series of late nights that we've endured just to webcam each other! (actually it was only once or twice that we webcamed :S) and then the fucking boliao woman who's blogging now realises that her post is totally meaningless and boliao cus it's making no sense at all but the boliao woman doesn't give a damn cus she's just trying to kill her boliao time blogging some real boliao thing that leave her sleepless in the night and thus making her look older than before tho she's only at the tender age of 16 going on 17 in 2 months time (oh how young pui!). she look so old, even her own mother says that she looks like she's older than 17. but the boliao woman just blame it on her constant usage of makeup which in turn left her skin breathless (arhh dying cannot breath!) and thus her skin can never rejuvenate or whatsoever the skin does. but she's got no choice but to apply it on cus before she went to almighty sentosa to play the super competitive volleyball, she was like a ghost then she had no choice but to apply make up to look more like a human being cus she uses some idiotic whitening cleanser to cleanse her face everynight that turned out to be of use (damn finally a useful prodcut) but then when she came bk from sentosa, she became boliao-ly tanned and red and black and chaotah and burnt, she regretted! she shouldn't have gone down there without wear armour! now she's got no choice but to use those toilet bowl scrub and scrub her face with whitening cream squeezed onto the scrub and scrub off the black-ness, in hope it'll really get off and she'll turn whiter but it's not happening! so she again has no choice but to apply make up to make herself look whiter so she herself will also feel better. but like what i said! it'll only make her age cus too much make up is not good for the skin! and what's more? she's turning in late every night due to boliao reasons! what's her boliao reason? BOREDOM! and she fuckingly get nagged everyday for being boliao and wanting to go out to kill her boliao-ness and also because she's always staring at the laptop screen cus she felt boliao, her boliao-ness really made her an unhappy kid cus she asked for it, OH NO! her boliao-ness asked for it! if she doesn't feel boliao she wouldn't go out so often and apply make up so often and then come home late and then uses the laptop late at night till wee hours and not able to rest her skin and thus making her look old, and once she looks old, she'll try to go online to complain to her yet another boliao woman sa but then she'll feel bored at home and wanting to go out and then after wards her routine starts again, so wonder when she'll eventually look younger and whiter ever again. and because she wanna get her mind off such boliao things, she boliaoly wanna get a job cus she wanna kill her boliao-ness but then because she feels that jobs are very hard to find, she stresses over it again and as you know stress will caught ppl to have pimple outbreaks and also ages more quickly, thus she again ages another 10 years and look like some old auntie plus her pimple outbreaks, leave her in depression and thus she feel more boliao in life and wanna find something to do in life thus using the internet again! and ended up surfing the net looking for rather random stuff till it's so late at night, the healthy skin recuperating hours are already over then she'll never feel anymore younger or look any younger! thus she being a newborn pessimist, started a very boliao conversation with her also should be quite boliao friend
omg, i srsly feel that i am so boliao!
Marisa says: FOC Marisa says: FULL OF CRAP Anggy. says: eh not bad Marisa says: hahaha idiot Anggy. says: i one person bao ka liao Anggy. says: wanna open another full of shit to merge with me? Marisa says: hahahaha full shift. i hr how much? Anggy. says: eh ssui sui bo cham zui Anggy. says: 0.01 cent Anggy. says: no prob, boliao ppl likes to search for random stuffs (that's my company tagline ) Marisa says: Hahahah wtf. ur company tagline. |